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Popeye the kok eye man


Once upon a time in the far away land of the mighty

there lived a kokeye man named popeye.

So kok eyed was he, that on one faithful day,
he received an advertisement
"COME GET YOUR TAX COUNTS NOW!! WE WILL SOLVE ALL INQUIRY!"

that he read as
"COME GET YOUR S*X COCONUTS NOW!! WE WILL LOVE ALL IMPOTENCY!"

A normal person would be surprised. "THAT sentence doesn't make sense in the least!!"

But no, popeye the kokeye man takes everything and analyzes! Did you say analyze? Yes! Kokeyed people have the ability to make sense of kokeyed encryption!

So he said to himself " ahh.. s*x.. coconuts... impotency.. *looks down* that might help me.." for guys only think of one thing, regardless of kokeye or not.

so the kokeye man went on his way to " 1001 elm street" instead of "1010 ellm street" oh.. the kokeye man..

upon arrival he stepped up to knock on the door of the quiant little house, failing to see the banana on the front door steps. As you all know, he slips, conveniently knocking his head on the the doorbell. "RINNNGG!!!!!!!!!!" Somehow the bell sounds like a fire alarm and the door swings open and popeye falls right thru, into the arms of a woman, landing face first into her.. erm.. her valley. Unfortunately her boobs are hard as rocks and he ends up getting a blue black.

" so these must be the so called coconuts.." he said aloud reaching out and knocking the hard orbs, failing to see that a WOMAN stood before him. "tok tok" came the hollow sound of wood. "and just what in the world are you doing?!" came the high pitched shriek of the woman. Behold! There stood the love of his life -- Olive!! (hey erm, minna, that's her name right?) Anyway Popeye falls in love (yes yes love at first sight, must I explain?!) and goes "oh my lady, I'm sorry! I didn't know! They were just hard as ever I thought they were something else!"

"You're talking about my boobs!" she shrieked. Ah wait. She sounds like that all the time.

And eventually they decide to do it because this Olive is also madly in love with Popeye.

After they get married an hour after they met, Popeye attempts to carry Olive to her room. He lifts her up and it drilled into the ground by her weight! "Oh! dear me!! Popeye!!!" shrieks Olive. Oh says. whatever. with 3/4 of his body underground, he sees no way of getting out. Luckily his arms are still out, carrying the oblivious Olive (yes she doesnt know she's the cause). She gives him a can of spinach. "Eat it!! You'll become stronger!!" He reads the can "VIAGRA!" (I know there's no way SPINACH can be read as VIAGRA but get over it) and immediately strains all his muscles in opening the can. Olive has climbed on top of him to make for better use of his hands, drilling him further into the ground. now only with his armpits and above out of the ground, he clamps the can in his under arms in a fit of desperation and clamps as hard as he can! POP! the can opens and the spinach spills out. Oh no! It's on the ground! Never fear, for Olive is here! she pushes him into the ground further and he laps it all up!!

And flies away! Dragging Olive by the hair and into the bedroom. Popeye has become a sex crazed kokeye man!! He flings Olive onto the bed and starts ripping his clothes off, clammering into bed after her.

Then he releases her coconut bra and is too kokeyed to notice a flat and hairy chest.. and hidden inside the coconut cups are.. voice changing equipment!!

When it was time.... Popeye realizes.. that he cannot get erect! Frustrated, he attempts to walk out .. but a hand touches his shoulder.. and a booming deep musculine voice says " Don't worry, I have one here..." O_O

The end!

I think you can guess the ending.

Moral of the story: DON'T BE KOK EYED, and KNOW WHO YOU ARE MARRYING.

|| Pinch me. || 11:44 PM

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