Monday, November 28, 2005
1.Popularly known as?--- nina
2. AGE?--- 18
3. BIRTHDAY--- 12/25
4. WHAT'S YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?--- capricorn
5. Who is your cutest boyfriend?--- the one now obviously
6. Can't live without..--- oxygen
9. Choice of music?--- can't begin to explain
10. Food trip?--- oh yes please
11. Fantasy female/male?--- female : good smooth fair skin and deep violet eyes and dark hair and very sexy. HAHAHa I wont describe sexy.
male: deep voice, but not too deep like a turkey, and short ruffled blonde hair, nice smile, tanned, abs, tall, etc, etc
12. What kind of bf/gf are you?--- a very funny one. (whichever meaning of funny you choose)
13. What will make you fall for a guy/girl?--- voice, smile, hair, character (notice that some of the things have changed.) and shoulders... nina is a very look oriented person. HAHAHA
14. Turn-offs?--- sluggishness... lack of passion
15. If you had a million bucks, what would youspend it on?--- a small house for myself, a car, a nice wardrobe.. and air tickets for all my friends to visit and have their wardrobes... haha. and maybe we'll all stay together and we'll all attend each other's weddings MUAHAHAHA *tear drop* oh my babies are all grown up!
16. Longest time you've ever spent on the phone?--- erg. 3 hours
17.Did you get tired of it?--- yes. i realised he's not so hot after all.
18. The one thing you try to do everyday?--- exercise! tone tone tone!
19. Vegetables or fruits?--- both
20. Favorite soundtrack--- dunno.
21. Night out or night in?--- night out.
22. What's scarier, ghosts or aliens?--- ghosts.
23. Finish this sentence: If I could beanyone in the world for a day, I'd be..--- an actress...
what happened:
24. today?--- erm nothing much. just wasting in school.
25. On your last birthday?--- disneyworld!
26. Yesterday?--- sleep eat watch anime
27. Last weekend?--- that was yesterday.
28. Last christmas?--- disneyworld!
29. New year's eve?--- home watching tv
30. Halloween?--- home studying for exam...
31. Valentine's day?--- ??? who knows?
32. What's the last thing you ate?--- fried rice
33. Thing you drank?--- water
34. Thinkin bout?--- my finals..
35. Last place you went to?--- school
36. Last person you saw?--- fara
37. Last person you talked to?--- fara
38. Last song you heard?--- lame
39. Right this VERY SECOND what areyou eating?--- lame
40. What are you wearing?--- lame
41. Any shoes on?--- lame
42. Listening to?--- lame
43. Talking to anyone?--- lame
44. Are you a vegetarian?--- no.
45. Are you a b!tch?--- obviously! *makes exagerated hand motion
46. Are you artistic?--- maybe
47. Do you write poetry?--- no
48. Are you a fast runner?--- i wish
49. Can you ski?--- snowboard! (but i can't do any)
50.did you ever give barbie a haircut?--- no. i stripped her naked and whacked her around.
51. Are u naughty?--- no idea
52. Do you own a hot pink shirt?--- no
53. How about orange pants--- O_o
54. Are you evil?--- yes. MUAHAHAHA
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1:25 PM
my 281st post!
Well, didn't want to do anything but complain.
i thought matsumoto jun was 23. he's 21. =___=
Oh well!! And guess what?? The actress for tsukushi is our age!!! O_O
Enter Inoe Mao!
OMG. I must look older than her then..
hrmm. okay look at someone else..
HOW CAN A 170cm tall woman be 49kg!!! UNBELIEVABLE!
Lesson: do not compare yourselves to japanese ladies. OR ANY ASIAN ACTRESS! They are... sticks!!! Well, pretty looking ones.. haiiii...
Now I shall go rot in friendster! ^^
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12:39 PM
Sunday, November 27, 2005
I WANT KARIN EP 5!!!
T_T
Will she and usui kun get together? does she like him? O_O I WANT TO KNOW!!!!!!
K larh oyasumi
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11:28 PM
Saturday, November 26, 2005
people without much of a life
People like me, without much of a life tend to blog. And as they are blogging, they wonder why they are blogging.
Heck, I don't even have anything to blog about! what did I do today.. let's see...
I ATE.
SLEPT
ATE
WATCHED TV
WATCHED ANIME
and NOW I'M BLOGGING.
I can't believe I spent 24 hours of my life like that. OMG.
I grow old before I know it!! Then I'll look back and "hrmmm where did my youth go?"
NOOO!OO!O!!!!!
There's still some stuff I wanna do!
Lose 10 pounds.
Or maybe less. Hahha.
Go out on a date. (yes another one LOL)
Get a super hot guy even if it's only for an hour. Well obviously I'd like MORE but being a not so attractive female myself, it's a VERY VERY miniscule chance of finding a hot guy willing to pei me for a long time. *shrugs*
Fool around.
Wear something *ahem* for halloween and LOOK GOOD.
Dance.
Drink vodka without passing out.
Live by myself. (Then can do stuff what!! =X)
Buy boots.
Go to a victorian party! With those pretty masks and dresses! And WHO CAN FORGET THE WINE?! (this person has watched too much tv for today) With a HOTHOTHOT escort! XD XD XD
Star in a movie and make it big as an actress. I have a secret acting life. *eyes big* OH yes!! I do!! Maybe in a film with a disturbed girl.. HAHAHAHa *insane laughter* Or a comedy. With hot love interest.
Or a fighting film!! With katana! O_O
Asians always make it big as kungfu masters!
I wanna watch THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA!!!
I WANT TO BE BRAVE, GUTSY, AND NOT TRY HARD. I mean not look like I'm trying too hard. BECAUSE I TRY TOO HARD SOMETIMES T_T
And you know what? It's the confident people who don't give a damn that get everything. =(
It's A DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING!!
I have yet to say my thanks!!
Thank you to:
Rachel for being my booby buddy who somehow loves to type "grabs your chichis!" INSANE!
Caryn for always being there.
Fiona for .. always writing long letters and always being there too.
Gina for always listening to me complain.
Lydia for being my boing boing buddy.
And Farani for being my great friend, and also being whiny. Makes me understand people and their weird thinking more. Also helps me with the patience prob I have..
(HEY! WHERE'S the GUYS!)
I typed alot of stuff in the blank space but then I realized.. what's the use.. So I'll just name them.. Since some off the stuff I'm thankful for are either trivial of private haha.
So I'll just post my "brother" thanks.
To the Brothers:
Bro, Aldo, Erick, Wie(BIG brother), Edward (well there was a time right? LOL)
Well, there's this guy I'd like to thank. It was in primary school. Till now I still don't know why we were friends, because I was just a sickly girl, and he was .. like the naughtiest person in class. Or school whatever. I never helped him or anything.. but we were friends, and he used to hang out at my place.
Though I never knew where he stayed.
Then well, after pirmary 5 we sort of stopped talking to each other. And now I don't know where he is. I think it's such a waste that I lost contact of him. I feel like I've lost a friend.
Though the teacher's said he was stupid, and some said that he was smart but lazy.. actually then I believed that he was smart. Well, a kid at 10 can't really make all those decisions though.
Maybe.. he was stupid. Maybe that's why he was my friend? Haha.
Well anyways this trip down memory lane is SO O_O I SHALL STOP!
AND HE IS NOT MY LOVER OR ANYTHING SO SHUT THE WOLF WHISTLES!
Anyways I want to look like that chio jap girl *eyes filled with stars*
Is the longing to be beautiful innate? Or is it in society? If we didn't have TV or anything, would we still yearn to be skinny and beautiful?
What about to be smart?
To tell you the truth, I only have an IQ about 120.
TADAH! And you thought I was a genius? (ok.. so noone thought so.)
Yeah, you bet I'd want to be smarter.
Arent you curious to know why some people have it all?
I think we were all created on a normal distribution.
Some people have all, most people have some, and some people have none!
There are people who were born beautiful, smart, and can you believe it? RIch!
There are also people who have nothing!
And the rest of us, well, we're somewhat in between.
Have you wondered why it's hard to excel in both beauty and smarts? That's why I look up to those who are both beautiful and smart. And nice. I mean, if you have both and you're not nice, then people tend to hate you more because they can't do anything to you. Which is awesome!
*stars in nina's eyes*
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12:17 AM
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
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4:56 PM
Monday, November 21, 2005
Attu!
WHat do ya'll want for xmas???
Tell me now so i can stuff it into rachel's box (lol devious theme)
Why rachel's box? Because she's the one who told me what she wanted.. and I have a sweater box.. so sweater = 3 x skirt thickness... so... YEAH LAH YOU GET THE IDEA!
And so that I have time to get them..
And post it over before it becomes a valentine's day present.
email me, or tag or something. or catch me online..
I know some ppl want clothes.. so.. (WHY EVERYONE WANT ROXY?!)
Bought someone a Roxy girl instead.. hope she doesn't mind.. Well, actually you cant tell the diff except on the tag at the back. haha. then again noone see so.. =X
Someone ask what Lydia wants, i hardly see her online and she doesn't read this. (Lol)
or maybe i'll just get her a roxy tee. Just to be fair since everyone wants Roxy. WHY YOU ALL WANT ROXY?! they're MADE IN CHINA!!
Maybe china can buy all the mao pai roxy.
oh well Roxy isn't too expensive here. It's an American brand anyhoo. People want anything from Urban oufitters or Aeropostale? I usually get Roxy from discount bins or stores.. so finding nice ones take time.. then again MOST of Roxy's stuff are nice.. =X it's more of whether you want to spend more money for only a logo or something more..
like colored hoodies!
*knocks head* gomen I ramble too much.
=/ hrmmmmm.
I AM WATCHING HANA YORI DANGO LIVE ACTION! I know it's a shameless fact. But it's so funny comparing all the 3 versions! anime and taiwan and japanese! HEHEHEHE!
nothing else to tell you, i want to go play neopets. *curses*
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12:43 PM
Saturday, November 19, 2005
ahh what wonderful morning for a post!
I now know that I am incredibly lucky for not having a mind someone likes to read into (except people who know me)
I have absolutely no idea how many people read my blog, and even if I knew, it's pretty much a small number. BUT!! After reading someone else's blog, one who has shut down because way too many people are reading her blog, ( well, I'm guilty too haha) maybe it's okay that I don't have a large readership.
Well for one, I don't get flamed by people.
Or maybe the above fact is because I don't put up my email add and I dont have any comments box. Well comments is 'cause the a-link doesnt appear for some odddddd reason.
Reasons why anyone in the right mind would not want to read my blog:
As you can see by now, I have many errors in my language.
I don't have many pictures.
I don't blog about controversial issues.My life is really nothing interesting. Or as interesting as anyone who.. is interesting. HAHAHa
And lastly!! I seem to have low self confidence. *puppy eyes* awwwww
The nina in real life is actually more fearful than shy. I'm afraid that I'll trip over my own ego. I think I am smart so I don't study, then it hits me hard that I actually have to study. Which leads me fearful of the words "YOU ARE STUPID". That's why before anyone says it I say "I am stupid". I'm also fearful of someone saying "you're not stupid, but YOU DON'T TRY HARD ENOUGH" yeah well, before you say anything "I am stupid". LOL yes. that is my way of thinking.
Okay anyways I'm looking at dresses. No particular reason, just looking.
You know, now when I think about it, if I had another chance to go to prom.. I would wear :
OR
wow the models are the same! and she looks good!
digress!
and the shoes:
Actually I think black looks funkier.
Hahaha AND FOR THE ACCESSORIES:
AND!! Just to look GOTHIC ^^(blaaaaackkkk)
Guess how much everything is?
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$607.95!!!
Actually not bad. But it's still wayy too expensive for me. HAHAHA!!
I know, I know.. "what's wrong with your taste?!"
But I like it ^^ and noone's going to flame me bout it! YAY! Except for a select few.
Last but not least!
Me like!
It's pretty much smaller than it looks because check this out
Can you find it? O_o
it costs.. $58 USD..
Well if you find something like that for a much cheaper price please inform me. (Sending it to me will be very welcome too HAHA)
I feel like throwing out all my old clothes and getting a totally new look. But obviously my mom would kill me =(
So I will wait until I start working!! hehehe. then again she'll still say I'll be spending too much money.. I just want $10,000!! That should be enough to get everything! Lol. Of course I'm not going to ask anyone for it. DUH! I still treasure me life. arr.
Ahhh.. I want to shop.. in Asia... Does Singapore have Juicy Couture?
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9:15 AM
Thursday, November 17, 2005
There are so many smart people! I can't believe it!!
Sometimes I feel so demoralized. Because.. well ...
Actually I don't have an excuse. I can't refute that I'm not smart. But I shall admit the following. I do not try hard enough.
=(
that's why I'm failing. the root of all trees. HAHAHaaaa.a....
I would like to say "the fruit of the poison tree!!" but it doesn't apply here. Silly silly!! Oh I still think Poison Tree was a good book. It's so sick and twisted ^^ But then again I read it at the peak of immaturity!! so.. to trust or not to trust.
Anyways I've found out another factor to being a leader.
ONE MUST BE FEARLESS OF CONSEQUENCES!!
*nods head assuredly*
*and wisely*
TO BLOG ON TO MORE PRODUCTIVE THINGS!!
WHy OH WHY!!! Does this person named RACHEL obsessing about my chichis??
Oh well the topic today: MY CHICHIS!
(are you satisfied you chichiful girl? O_O)
lemme tell you about this thing on my body called the chichis.
Technically they are supposed to be orbs
Jelly orbs i think
but in some cases (on others maybe)
they may be silicone orbs.
Or saline orbs (oooo)
Now, folks here's the way to tell the diff between saline and silicone orbs.
Generally you can touch and feel them, but you will get slapped unless she/he is.. erm.. willing?
SO what do you do? You LOOK!!
round round orbs tend to be silicone. those that look too orbish to be any part of the body. Sometimes they look rock hard! According to surgeons silicone tends to "feel like the real thing" though it really depends on how much they pump in.
As for saline. Of you observe really carefully ( well, it would be weird, but theoretically you can do it) then you can see the slight ripple everytime the person moves. FREAKY?! Imagine when they run!! O_O
saline obviously looks ore natural though.
And lastly: the lycraed chichis! super bouncy and elastic, can stretch up to six times it's length!
oh! Looky the nina has goneth madth
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9:35 PM
Saturday, November 12, 2005
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET
IT?
my brother shaved off my skin.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
clock
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK
LIKE?
a scratched. thing.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
rock when i'm bored. or hip hop when i wanna dance.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE
BORN?
around 8+++ in the morning..
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN
ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
to gain knowledge for my upcoming exam which i am too sian to start studying for.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
stingray....
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
POSSESION?! eto.... my anime collection in my hard drive.. (well currently anyways)
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
I forgot. I will tell you when I smell it again.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
depends. if i need to pee then maybe.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
sometimes
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE /
PERFUME?
some japanese perfume. Issey Miyaki? OR SOMETHING LAH.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE
OPPOSITE SEX?
hehe nice hair? lol i like spiky.. well actually depends on the person. Like this guy, I like his hair, and it was bleached (he's white) and short and gelled, JUST VERY NICE LAH..
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING
PROPOSED TO AT?
I can't.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
MILK TEA
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
pepperoni and sausage AN WHO CAN FORGET THE CHEESE?!
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW,
WHAT WOULD IT BE?
YOU!! reminded me of pizza...
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE
MAD?
dunno. I get mad pretty easily.
20. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
yes. chinese.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE
EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX):
A MONTH OF FREE LINEAGE TWO!! But after that i stopped playing =(
22. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING
THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
why not? fleeting love is the most exciting. HAhah and you can DO ANYTHING YOU WANT BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE'S LEAVING!! YAY!! and if he really loves you, he'll come back and take you away with him!! So romantic!! (that's how it was with my parents, so =_=)
23. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL
SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Tell them straight.
24. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A
HUNDRED:
72
25. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
depends.
26. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL
OFTEN?
fara
27. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
hrmm alot of things.
28. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S?
duh.
29. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
that i get annoyed easily.
30. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
mountain view
31. FIRST JOB?
ermmm.. havent haha.
32. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
nah. for what.
33. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU
FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
friendstering.
34.IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY
WHAT WOULD IT BE?
nose job or lipo... or maybe a double eyelid while they're at it.
35. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
because... it seemed so interesting posting my personal info for the world to see!! It's like skinny dipping, you see. (=___=)
36. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED
ON MOST?
erm. ermmm. that I'm hyper?
37. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL
BECAME ILLEGAL?
O_o NOO! NOT WHEN I'M SO CLOSE TO DRINKING!!
38. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR
BIRTHDAY?
hehehe. I will think of that soon.
39. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
=___=
40. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL
PHONE?
???? who knows.
41. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
yes.
42. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER
THESE QUESTIONS?
anyone... who feels compelled to follow the mighty nina.
43. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER
THESE QUESTIONS?
someone busy with their own lives.
44. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
Discrete Math and its applications, Applied statistics for engineers and scientists, MGMT200: Introduction to Law. I don't read my accounting text. lol.
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11:54 PM
Noone tagged. SO NO STORY! MUAHAHAa.
Bleah.
Today the indos went to Snoqualmie falls. And I opted out. Well I should have just went because I found out that they ended up going home earlier than I did ( I wanted to study) but I opted out for two reasons.
Some little voice inside me is saying "err you really shouldn't be blogging this" But heck may care, indos don't read Nina's blog.
One. I wanted to do my homework and study *surprise!*
Two. I just didn't want to be swarmed with a bunch of indo people I didn't know.
And I didn't want to waste my energy talking.
And the craft shop had a 40% sale on all Xmas items!! WHO WOULD MISS THAT?! Esp the xmas freak, yours truly.
I'm going back tomorrow. Not because I want to shop more "oh heavens, no" but because I want to return something.
It's not that it's defective.
It's because I didn't pay for it.
Yes I shoplifted. And tomorrow I shall return it "IN YOUR FACE BUDDY!"
CANCEL ALL THE ABOVE. NINA DOESNT SHOPLIFT. The cashier didn't scan it in.
Technically I am not wrong. It's the casheir's fault. He grabbed two and scanned it in as one. But it's my fault because I saw it and I didn't tell him. I thought he typed "2" and then scan it in (you know how cashiers do things).
BUT NO!! HE HADDD TO GIVE ME THIS GUILT TRIP ON THE WAY HOME!! *tears hair*
Do you know how I panicked in the car when I saw the receipt "Xmas decor x1" when CLEARLY in my hand held TWO?!
I SHOPLIFTED!! NINA IS THIEF! NOO!!!
I have no idea whether that item was a one for one free. It was on sale....
WHAT IF IT GOT CASHIER GUY FIRED?!
O_o
I'M GOING BACK!!!
Just hope they don't turn me over to the police....
NOW you shall listen to "Nina wonders why"
I wonder why.
why some people can already get *ahem* intimate with someone in just one month. I wonder why I havent become closer to anyone. I wonder why noone wants to remember me (LOL YEAH RIGHT.)
I wonder why spongebob doesn't think of me, only of his gay friend Gary. "Oh heavens, you'd never want spongebob to think of you!" Oh heavens, no indeed.
on a more random basis. I wonder why occasionally I think of you and how lonely you are. But I don't want to get too close to you lest you *ahem* think wiry. Why is that so? I don't like hanging around lonely people. One should not be lonely when there's people like me around! =( If you dedicate your life to loneliness, then won't you fail to see the people around you? Well yeah, given that you have pretentious friends, maybe you do have a right to be lonely.
If that's the case then you should call someone. Just open your phonebook and randomly pick a number. "hey, you want to hang out?" Heck, call a few people! Have fun!
Darn I wish I had the guts to do that. Don't you? Maybe that's why.. I don't have too many friends. *sheepish* Me and my imaginary friends ^^ Orange.
In case you don't know who's Orange. Remember Foster's home for imaginary children? Max's Blue.
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7:18 PM
Thursday, November 10, 2005
cse451 students have priority on this machine when other lab machines are available
It is ONLY in the computer science and engineering dept that you see this type of thing. Computers to us are.. machines. to the rest of the ungeekified world they are computers. Super things that have super powers.
Given to them by the super power of the geek.
Huauah. I am powerful.
Well if I stop failling my classes I'll be powerful.
Yes yes.
I'm SOOO HAPPY that there's a holiday tomorrow! 3day weekend!
However I'll be juicing study time *sigh* Really need to improve my cs grade...
I don't want to get kicked out of the dept.
=(
Let's see... during my 3 day weekend I will be making more ridiculus stories.
PICK YOUR GENRE:
Horror
Romance (haw haw be warned that it will be very twisted)
Lameness.
The story of nina's no life life.
LEAVE A TAG!
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9:48 AM
Monday, November 07, 2005
the wildfire
How come my armpit hair article is more popular than the kok eyed man?!
I KNOW WHY O_O
Quote big bro "OMG it's so corny I can't read anymore before I puke"
Well, he didn't say the puke part.
Anyways today because I'm procrastinating big time I will tell you about the BUSHFIRE!!
Not as in president Bush. As in normal Bush.
here goes!
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a young red head male (I say male because they are more dense than females. yes I now know why I don't have a boyfriend. Back to the story) on the verge of puberty was watching some *ahem* on the computer.
WARNING! YOU MUST BE ABOVE 18 TO READ THE FOLLOWING. IF YOUR ARE SENSITIVE TO THIS KIND OF MATERIAL OR LIVING IN A COMMUNITY THAT CONDONES SUCh BEHAVIOR, PLEASE LEAVE NOW.
Now that the innocents are gone.... Shall we continue?
Note: the link takes people to xiaxue's blog. HAHaha. ANYWAYS I KNOW YOU DIDNT CLICK IT. yours truly is under 18 ANYWAY.
Unknowingly this accelerated his fermenting process of becoming a young hornster.
So that night, he sat down on the bed and dreant farnie dreams that made his bedsheet wet in the morning. "HOLY cRAP!" he exclaimed. "What in the world is this?!"
(note: it might be pee because my brother told me when it dries it's like wax and you can peel it off your undies. if you get what I mean)
He panicked. He had never knew he had such shooting ability! WOW!
He was curious. "hermm of what shall I do of my new found power?"
Soon enough, he found himself in the privacy of the bathroom. Upon locking the door, he proceeded to pull his pants down.. and without warning he screamed
"AOISDIAOSHDS!!!! THERE'S A FIRE ON MY WEE WEEE!!!!"
He started screaming and wildly yanking trying to put the "fire" out.
"noNONO!!!!" he screamed and splashed water on his *ahem*.
"phew.." he sighed. He looked down and saw.. that fire.. was his.... hair.....
the DOOR FLEW OPEN AND THERE WERE HIS PARENTS (attracted by the screaming of course) staring at him in wide eyed horror.
parent's mental picture: son holding his...... wet.... panting... O_o
"My son has grown up!" his insane father exclaims! *mother faints*
Noone knew that it was all 'cause of this "bushfire"...
THE END!
Moral of the story: Life is not always what it seems.
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12:44 PM
Sunday, November 06, 2005
just had to blog ONE LAST TIME BEFORE I STUDY. SEE?! I TOLD YO BLOGGING IS WASTING MY TIME!!
Anyways. I've NEVER SEEN SO MANY DOTS IN MY LIFE!! Check out Caryn's friend!! this guy here WOW
Seem to be getting big shocks while reading everyone's blogs. I read some blogs all the time. I wonder if I have as dilligent readers like myself. Hah. I like to check out ohamster's blog (thanks to rachel) and daphne's blog ( well some random person who seems to have an interesting up and down life) She also happens to be mucho good lookingo. Well more than me. HAha. I will catch up! *evil glint* you can't hit me on my blog~~ lalala~~
and of course I check out Rachel's blog as she updates comparatively feverishly. Esp when she's stressed. Lol. Same as me. I also happen to read stuff on her blog that make my imagination go a tad too wild. Like some "Chichi" and "hair" in the heading for instance. I thought of hairy chichis. Not just hairy chests, mind you. Hairy.. erm.. here I go imagining stuff not good for little kids again..
Note to self: one of the reasons why you should not have a friend like Rachel. She makes you think dumb things without the intent. Powerful woman *rubs chin* HAH TAKE THAT! (For those oblivious, go to her blog now and look at her chichi. O_o I mean her POST on "chichi". yep. the one that made me go wild thinking of what she'll write only to find... =_=) *mumbles to self "her chichi? LOL SCORE!!"*
I'm not gonna tell you what chichi is. Because it'll ruin my reputation. Yea. My name happens TO BE chichi. =_= why oh why~~~~~???
it's ONLY PRONOUNCED THAT WAY it DOESNT MEAN THAT. My parents are victims of circumstance not idiocy.
Yes yes.
*beams*
Interesting study fact of the day: An Indiana statute required dancers to wear "pasties" and "G-strings" in establishments were alchohol is sold. The US Supreme court upheld the law because there was substantial government interest in maintaining order, which is a more important factor than any impairment that the law might impose on free expression through nude dancing.
--taken from my MGMT200 textbook. Which you can find in SG for much less than I bought it for. CURSES!
I think only pasties and G-strings.. that's pretty darn nude to me.
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11:48 PM
On impulse I decided to determine my own roots. So I did the following: I googled "History of Hakka"
Wow, technology is soo great now I don't even have to do anything significant.
ANYWAYS. Here's what I found out.
Hakka's are basically a mix of everything. We are the Chinese Mutt. We have humped basically every chinese race there is. I know it sounds wrong, but that's what we are. So i can theoretically say that my ancestors were a horny bunch. And they happened to like exotic flavors.
Here's a dead sign that I'm a Hakka. I have a high nose bridge. (Too high, actually. LOL) And I have wavy hair. From what I've read, these come from different ethnic groups. What can I say? My ancestors were a horny bunch.
Perhaps I am direspecting them. It's not really wagging a finger at them and saying "YOU!!" it's more of "tsk tsk" and chuckling. After all, without them, there would be no me.
All in all, a hakka is still a chinese. Hakkas also tend to be more into their culture. And the Hakka language is slowly becoming one of the "endangered" dialects. Interesting? Maybe I should start picking it up.
You know, I can say that I'm a Hokkein Nanjing Canton Shanghai-nese hakka (not in order, and there's prob more). Or I can just say I'm Hakka. LOL.
WOW Simplicity.
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Blogging is such a waste of my time. Esp since I don't have much of a life.
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EXAMS!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!!!!
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11:11 PM
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Most seasoned bloggers have what I call the Compulsive Blogging Syndrome.
CBS.
CBS occurs when a blogger gets on the internet.
When the blogger sees a nice website.
When a blogger has some bitch she wants to talk about
When the blogger hates Bush.
When the blogger has just seen his or her favorite person "oH tOdAy I mEt XiAo XxX aNd He WaS soO hAnDsOmE I aLmOst KisSeD Him RIghT THerE!! MuAkz!"
----etoo.. xiao xiong was my POQ screen name--- heh.
xiao XXX must be very horny watching so much XXX. =_= *oh! she's lost it!*
Anyone with CBS:
has a very abstract view of life (think of me and armpit hairs, if you get what I mean)
or likes to observe and report
or likes to talk about THEM THEM THEM THEM
or is looking for an outlet "AAWWWW THAT PERSON MAKES ME SO ANGRY I WANNA GORGE HIS EYEBALLS OUT WITH A SPOON AND *profanity* *profanity* *profanity*!!! LITTLE mAGGOT!!"
or is an attention seeker "tOdAy mE aNd JuNjo wenT clUbBiNg!! We WeRE UNderaGe HorRr! AlL tHE GuYs THoUgHt wE WeRe soO SeXy OnE CaMe UP And GrInDeD Us *XXXX*"
or is one of those "I know alot more that you do" people
Basically they all have something in common. They want to share with this space -- something.
A blog is just an empty VIRTUAL space. you are only connected to it by a keyboard.
Yet you want to tell it EVERYTHING.
Some to share with others.
Some just to share with themselves.
That aside, I wonder why I'm blogging.
Ahh me. One of the victims of CBS.
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1:58 PM