There are so many smart people! I can't believe it!!

Sometimes I feel so demoralized. Because.. well ...


Actually I don't have an excuse. I can't refute that I'm not smart. But I shall admit the following. I do not try hard enough.

=(

that's why I'm failing. the root of all trees. HAHAHaaaa.a....

I would like to say "the fruit of the poison tree!!" but it doesn't apply here. Silly silly!! Oh I still think Poison Tree was a good book. It's so sick and twisted ^^ But then again I read it at the peak of immaturity!! so.. to trust or not to trust.

Anyways I've found out another factor to being a leader.


ONE MUST BE FEARLESS OF CONSEQUENCES!!

*nods head assuredly*

*and wisely*

TO BLOG ON TO MORE PRODUCTIVE THINGS!!

WHy OH WHY!!! Does this person named RACHEL obsessing about my chichis??

Oh well the topic today: MY CHICHIS!
(are you satisfied you chichiful girl? O_O)

lemme tell you about this thing on my body called the chichis.
Technically they are supposed to be orbs
Jelly orbs i think

but in some cases (on others maybe)

they may be silicone orbs.

Or saline orbs (oooo)

Now, folks here's the way to tell the diff between saline and silicone orbs.

Generally you can touch and feel them, but you will get slapped unless she/he is.. erm.. willing?


SO what do you do? You LOOK!!

round round orbs tend to be silicone. those that look too orbish to be any part of the body. Sometimes they look rock hard! According to surgeons silicone tends to "feel like the real thing" though it really depends on how much they pump in.

As for saline. Of you observe really carefully ( well, it would be weird, but theoretically you can do it) then you can see the slight ripple everytime the person moves. FREAKY?! Imagine when they run!! O_O

saline obviously looks ore natural though.

And lastly: the lycraed chichis! super bouncy and elastic, can stretch up to six times it's length!


oh! Looky the nina has goneth madth

|| Pinch me. || 9:35 PM

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