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Monday, November 07, 2005

the wildfire

How come my armpit hair article is more popular than the kok eyed man?!

I KNOW WHY O_O

Quote big bro "OMG it's so corny I can't read anymore before I puke"

Well, he didn't say the puke part.

Anyways today because I'm procrastinating big time I will tell you about the BUSHFIRE!!

Not as in president Bush. As in normal Bush.

here goes!

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a young red head male (I say male because they are more dense than females. yes I now know why I don't have a boyfriend. Back to the story) on the verge of puberty was watching some *ahem* on the computer.

WARNING! YOU MUST BE ABOVE 18 TO READ THE FOLLOWING. IF YOUR ARE SENSITIVE TO THIS KIND OF MATERIAL OR LIVING IN A COMMUNITY THAT CONDONES SUCh BEHAVIOR, PLEASE LEAVE NOW.

Now that the innocents are gone.... Shall we continue?

Note: the link takes people to xiaxue's blog. HAHaha. ANYWAYS I KNOW YOU DIDNT CLICK IT. yours truly is under 18 ANYWAY.

Unknowingly this accelerated his fermenting process of becoming a young hornster.

So that night, he sat down on the bed and dreant farnie dreams that made his bedsheet wet in the morning. "HOLY cRAP!" he exclaimed. "What in the world is this?!"

(note: it might be pee because my brother told me when it dries it's like wax and you can peel it off your undies. if you get what I mean)

He panicked. He had never knew he had such shooting ability! WOW!

He was curious. "hermm of what shall I do of my new found power?"

Soon enough, he found himself in the privacy of the bathroom. Upon locking the door, he proceeded to pull his pants down.. and without warning he screamed

"AOISDIAOSHDS!!!! THERE'S A FIRE ON MY WEE WEEE!!!!"

He started screaming and wildly yanking trying to put the "fire" out.

"noNONO!!!!" he screamed and splashed water on his *ahem*.

"phew.." he sighed. He looked down and saw.. that fire.. was his.... hair.....

the DOOR FLEW OPEN AND THERE WERE HIS PARENTS (attracted by the screaming of course) staring at him in wide eyed horror.

parent's mental picture: son holding his...... wet.... panting... O_o

"My son has grown up!" his insane father exclaims! *mother faints*

Noone knew that it was all 'cause of this "bushfire"...

THE END!

Moral of the story: Life is not always what it seems.

|| Pinch me. || 12:44 PM

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