hey, beautiful you



You with the sparkly eyes.
You who blush at the sight of the wind.
You who..

wtf, trying to be romantic, Lol.

Lemme tell minna HOW SEXY MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS ARE.

Say it in a British accent. Yeah, sehxy.

Look, I never knew you could just wake up and call ANYTHING sexy. Well, now I KNOW.

Hey you, the sexy one with the droopy eyelids!

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my bra" *sings along*

So WHY in the world are multiple accounts SEXY, of all things? Well, here I have provided a few explainations.

1. Because they scare everything else away.

You know, when you see a sexy lady swaying (yes, swaying. that's what they do with their orbs. wherever. Yours truly will never master the swaying.) She scares all the other gals away into self-pity-olivion. Well, unless it's me. I'll just say "hot lady MAN!!". What can I do? Beauty should be appreciated.

Of course what I call sexy is very different from... dickheads.

Similarly, you get scared because you don't want to write too much. Thus you go into multiple accounts. Less repitition.

2. It's BIG.

Come on, big is better. No? Well that's what I've heard.

3. It's so hard to get.

yes, and that's why multiple accounts are seh~xy.

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Another entry in the same post! Genius! =___=*

Since when was I "pok"?!

"nina pok!"
okay, that's the call of affection.

But what about "chi-pok!"?!

MY BROTHER USES IT AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR CB!! T_T

wtf. why~~ my lovely name....
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To you:

Why you need a guy and I don't.

You whine so much it scares me. (and in the first place, it's not like I care)

You don't want to take the mail. You want your man to do so and you bear his babies.

You smile and act coy everytime you're near some type of male species "omg there's a male! Is my hair messy?" "It's a fugging LIZaRD for goodness sake!"

(I don't know the meaning of coy)

You use toothpicks to practice opening your eyes wide so you will NEVER EVER fall asleep in class, or while looking pretty.

You don't close your eyes in case your mascara runs.

You go to a ring store and try on engagement rings on the ring finger for fun.

You are ALREADY planning your wedding.

And honeymoon.

You already know what to wear on your first night. (or maybe you've already done it haha. In a tee. *shrugs*)

You CRY when he doesn't call.

If you said yes to any of the above... O_O man! That's so interesting! May I meet you??

My inner thought: I think it's more fun if you don't need to be with him, but you just want to.

But probably that's just me :)

To all my fellow singles: We're SOOO SEXY!

Note: I'm not writing this because I'm in love =_= I'm writing because I was having a discussion with someone. lol. And if you can give more stupid reasons, please leave a tag!

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