"Humped a shar pei
Pulled out too late
Now the bitch
has a litter of eight
They eat all the Alpo
Right off of my plate
Why the hell
didn't I just masterbate"

ug, can't take on the role of Slimefoot anymore since i'm not very english anymore..

Here goes crappy english

Dearest Toothbud,

Seeing your letter after thirteen eternities was indeed very depressing. I hope that this will not happen again.

I'm sure Our Father Below would be displeased of you not being able to handle your own student, for alas! 'Twas was you who taught me the grand art of S & M. The little minions that I have been entrusted with, or as you would prefer to call it -- those minions whom I have received on loan from Our Father Below seem to be thoroughly enjoying themselves. Our Father Below is thus very pleased to have them in my care instead of yours.

My! Isn't it a tad too late to be chiding me of basking in the vicinity of a Christmas tree? Your untimely-ness disappoints me so, dear Toothbud. For you have not seen me in a long time, you have not seen how wonderful I have become. Fortunately, Our Father Below has truly recognized my evil spirit and has been supplying me with enough dark force to allow me to spawn in his nether regions. (nina is laughing.) I'm so sorry to leave you now, my mentor, but it is time we must part.

Slimefoot



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Today was the WEIRDEST DAY everr!!

Only had two hours of sleep, so I slept on the bus to school, like I do everyday.

As I was sleeping there was some distant ringing in the back of my head but I couldn't pinpoint what it was. I thought it was the montlake bridge opening up lol!! Apparently, it was the BUS!! The BUS WAS RINGING!!! It sounds like an elevator alarm!

So well, the bus had broken down. People just got off the bus there and then. Being the blur kok ( and semi awake) that I am, I just waited. HOW STUPID IS THAT?! Then after 5 mins the driveer decided there was nothing he could do about it and we all got off. People just stood around. Eventually I felt like an idiot and started walking to school.

. walk walk walk..

Then I checked the time : 8:15am. Fark! only 15mins to class!! There was a quiz today! Usually I always reach school at 8.05 or something and reach class by 8.15, so i can stare off into the distance. So I sped up, but i didnt walk very fast, and almost puked (but luckily didnt have breakfast, so nothing came out) and when I reached my class (from montlake to savery!!) it was 8.27!! AMAZING!! I had THREE WHOLE MINUTES!

After feeling woozy and all, ( and very very very hot) I became VERY HIGH after class. I think the adrenaline kicked in. Too bad I didnt have anyone to be stupid with.

Anyways, around noon I became woozy.

And in the end I waited for nothing because she had homework. =( no gym.

Hey, my pants are falling off, not sure if that's a good sign.

Why is my ass getting smaller?!

Shouldn't it be my thighs?!



Another super freaky thing. In Odegard I was holding my pen on the edge of the table, and as I bent down to pull out my books, it sort of teetered off the table a bit, then some THING TWIRLED my pencil around so that its cg was resting on my table! O_O SO AMAZING!!!

ah, my life is full of weird things. Maybe it's just because of some weirdo.

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