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- Hey hey! My friend asked me what can I come up with by myself, and I came up with this!! haha, yeah I know, it's not about myself at all... :P
Yes, look at my shoes. Those stiletto killers shown to seriously injure anyone who dares to walk the path beside me, behind me, over, or even in front of me. As I walk by, ladies around me drop their shopping bags in pure awe as they race after me in slow motion. Then I turn and unleash the mega bright smile of mine. Too bad my teeth are too reflective; the sun’s rays shine directly into their eyes. Blinded, they fall down, chanting my name in wonder, as I too, crash to the ground while my heel snaps off over a sewer cap.
I fear stilettos. How people can balance on them, I have no idea. Put me on one of those and suddenly, I will fear heights. Models are people I look up to and never want to become, contrary to some other girls. I gave up the hope long ago when I found out one fine day that I no longer grew taller, but wider. But my height has not stopped me from going to greater heights. I have, believe it or not, conquered the famed Mount Everest. Yes, I happened to live on the 3rd floor of that condominium!
High heels however, have taught me many things in life, and have also made me what I am today. “Preposterous!” I hear you say.
“People teach you things, history teaches you things, life teaches you things! Shoes do not!”
Aye captain, so you say you know it all? Have you ever hear the saying that one cannot learn to run if he has yet to learn to crawl? Try running on heels! There is a very important lesson here. It takes a heel to break us all. Remember that. Every time you can’t catch the bus or you can’t make it to your classes on time, remember that good shoes can take you there. Just look, olympic runners have much better shoes than college students, and there they go, flaunting their gold medals in front of us. *tsk tsk.* So remember everyone, a heel can break us all.
That aside, I am easily bribed. Promise me a good meal at the Cheesecake Factory and I will gladly wear stilettos. For about ten minutes.
|| Pinch me. || 6:43 PM
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