ugly cranks


tommorow never comes until it's too late

can't stop thinking of food.

foood.

my tummy has stopped expanding, but my new fat deposit box is located in my arm. MUSHY EH!

My new haircut has failed to make me look thinner. It has made me look more asian instead. whahahaha.

Let you guys see real soon! I dont exactly have to tie it up anymore coz it's not as fugly.

Gah, well nothing interesting has happened lately (namely in the last 24 hours) except that YAMI NO MATSUEI IS SO EXPENSIVE!!! *curses!* The sight of the price alone burned a hole deep into BOTH my thighs (well, past my pocket, get it?)

After I get my paycheck, I'm buying the sims. And my face will be plastered to the computer monitor, and you shall hear the last of me. Well for a while anyways.

|| Pinch me. || 8:53 PM

Saturday, June 24, 2006

After reading this highly ambiguous piece of text, called my blog, I've come to realize that even the smartest of all persons reading the blog, namely, yours truly the author herself, can't decipher its meaning. Of course the blog and the author are entirely two different entities, and it would be scary should one day the blog come to life and start sprouting nonsense.

The fact that I know exactly what I'm typing about when I'm typing about it doesn't nessecarily mean that I know what I was typing about after I typed it, so please don't ask me stupid questions about what I have absolutely no recollection of.

---

Once again in my life the "dang it!" hits me again, so familiar, yet so dreaded. Again comes the questions "what have you done?" and "can't you just shut up?" cine running merrily into my mind... wearing tutus and flashing their butts... +__+.

Perhaps my greatest evil is speech itself.

In that case, I believe that your mind being slowly twisted by me is inevitable, for few can truly escape my highly irritating voice. HUAHAHAHAHAHA!

On the slightly brighter side, even though I was born a self loving bigot, I'm proud to announce that I'm not a picky eater. What? you say? How the heck is this important?

Oh little minions you, who have no appreciation for large variaties of food, can't even recognize the fact that I am easily quieted should you place a somewhat appetizing piece of edible treat in front of me, enabling all my 5 senses to fully indulge in it. Smell is a powerful factor, because somehow my nose is directly wired to my stomach, which is wired to my mouth.... Sight because if it looks like shit and I won't eat it, then it probably is shit. But as we all know, some things are highly deceiving, just like a delectable plate of stir fried chilli kidneys(OMG INNARDS?! XD), yes, they look like shit but they taste like heaven!

I failed math, so let that be 5. XD I shall not go into disgusting detail about the other 2 senses.

|| Pinch me. || 9:27 AM

Friday, June 23, 2006

zane


Sleep does wonders to your soul! Now I'm semi sane again :]

A million thoughts go through my head everyday, but it's only some that I get to blog down. Think it's about time for me to start wrting again. On scratch paper. *nods* Today was my first time writing in a long time. Thanks to the invention of the keyboard, I am proud to say that I have ABSOLUTELY ZILCH WRITING SKILLS (aka pen hitting paper). Luckily for me I was re-exposed to my horrors when I realized that today was the day I had to turn in my summer work schedule. AND I DIDN'T HAVE A PRINTER O_O!

So my stubby fingers gripped my pen, pausing over the dreaded piece of paper who stared back at me with a ghastly pale face. Quivering, I lowered my hand and my pen sputtered fresh blood upon the virgin white sheet (OH LORD WHAT AM I TYPING!! O_O). Anyways. I was appalled by my strange handwriting.

"It amuses me to find that my instinctive handwriting is webdings." -- Mr some-guy-not-too-fond-of sometimes-pisses-me-off-but-this-happens-to-be-a-very-cool-statemet-grrs.

I'm not going to continue about Mr BLAH because I feel that he's actually not worth thinking about. Sometimes after things blow over in your heart you're left with this silence that actually means "now, wasn't that stupid?" ha.ha.ha. It was just fear. Some things are just my own damn fault.

I feel your pain, now it's time for you to fly :D GO FRIEND!*waves pom poms* If you fall, don't worry, 'cause I'll catch you!! Guess you're actually more of a sister than I've ever thought XD

"Peh! you and your insanely mortal attachments!" Peh! What do they know?

|| Pinch me. || 11:23 PM

Thursday, June 22, 2006

He's got to be larger than life.


that's what the song says. XD

|| Pinch me. || 10:36 AM

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

immalowonmoney


ack!

Oh the horrors!

Anyways, I have loads of unfinished business. <-- hey! Can you believe at one time I didn't know how to spell business? XD oh, if I still spelt it wrong then there's really nothing I can do about it. I mean, regardless of the fact that I'm in the school of me-shall-not-spell, you know that my england is like yak poop.

Ok! Here's the update on my brain. I decided to stop using Mr BLAH as a social experiment. Not that I was anyways, but somehow what I do has direct effect on how Mr BLAH reacts. And yes, guess what? I have no idea about subtle changes in the atmosphere until someone TELLS me. Gosh! Now you TELL me that I wasn't born a girl, I would have believed you. Too bad I don't have the balls to banish you to flaccid hell.

On the slightly brighter side, Mr BLAH totally brings out my evil side. I shall not elaborate here in case some random person (perhaps Mr BLAH himself! O-o) reads this and makes wild random guesses about who I'm describing. In case you wanted to try, let me give you a little clue : GET LOST OR DIE.

If confusion just hit you like a huge tidal wave from the reeses of hell (yes, peanut buttery cups of chocolate, my friend) then GOOD FOR YOU! Welcome to my land, where I currently rule as THE CONFUSED.

Peh.

After watching something about Mother Teresa, I realize how much of a sinner I am.

...

" If there shall be despair, let me bring you hope.
If there shall be sadness, let me bring you joy.
I will console, rather than be consoled;
understand, rather than to be understood;
love, rather than to be loved;
give, rather than to receive;
forgive, so as to be forgiven;
and die, so as to live the eternal life."

Perhaps it is a sign from the heavens that I must change my ways.

|| Pinch me. || 9:00 PM

Saturday, June 17, 2006

strawberries


Whoa! My room is the perfect place for strawberry scent lovers. It's like huge whaffs(err is there such a word?) of strawberry vapors punching my nose everytime I open my wardrobe. Yeap. It's that strong. Well, maybe that's a teeny-weeny-itty bit exaggerated.

Bath an body works has made me CHRONICALLY addicted! To their shop! I've bought things 3 times in a week from there -- so much that even the saleslady laughs aloud when she checks my record. Check this out -- I've also got EVERYTHING from the same darn branch. WHOO!

This week there was a special on the lip gloss cubes!

Man! They're so cute I know I'll never use them so off it goes into the bag!

I feel like a loanshark now that someone owes me some money (lol further evidence that usually I BORROW I do not LEND XD).

Nevermind, the money I get back will probably come in the form of new bras. Which I will definitely get because right now I have a grand total of 2 usable bras. And yeah , I know, this isn't the sort of thing that you'll reveal to the whole world. But ah! Let me be happily oblivious pertaining to your new found knowledge.

:)

ALso got this uber cool book called "1001 ways to beat up your brother" XD no, just kidding, it was some kungfu self defence book for girls. And my brother offered to help me practice. He's the one who pushed me to buy it!

mm well that's it.

|| Pinch me. || 10:50 PM

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

wtf are you doing


let's see now,
who are you trying to become?
Are you trying to win the award for the stupidest human on earth
or just trying to win the heart of the prince of abhoration?
WTF are you trying to do?
Make your parents wait for your every move,
stay up until you inform them of your plans?
Are you going to let go of all your friends just because YOU CAN'T DO A FUNKING SIMPLE THING RIGHT
Or are you going to sulk in the corner and expect someone to come pat your back and tell you everything is alright?
Are you going to be so BLOODY IMMATURE and IDIOTIC that you can't even GIVE A DAMN about other people?
Just WHO THE HELL do you think you are?
Some princess in oh-all-kneel-down-and-praise-thee land? "we shall drop at your feet and wait day and night for your every command!"

You're just so spoilt you dont even know it.
You tell everyone you're not like this and not like that
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO SAY?
You want them to agree with you? You want them to lie through their teeth and tell you you're the BEST person they ever knew?
What happened to you?
What happend to all that shit about trying to change
Trying to be a better person?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!
Can't you just think for once about the other people around you?
You're such an inane BUTTHEAD, I don't even know what to think of you!
GROW UP!

I hate you. I never want to be like you. GO AWAY.

|| Pinch me. || 2:50 AM

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Behold! I was awaken by the sudden onslaught of smses at the ungodly hour of ... 6am! Or somewhere there because apparently I fell asleep again and woke up at 7am with my phone merrily chiming away. The poor girl on the other line was waiting for me to reply! *sheds a tear*

Suddenly a nice new green laced white cami was bought for me! Wonder what it looks like.. THANK YOU RACHEL! My workout regiment will commence next week! We shall look hot together! Ahhh I dread the weigh in.

"you ah ah ah simi ah lah"

*sigh* I'll miss that girl. Better buy some sweats for her soon, don't want her to freeze herself XD mmm marshalls!

|| Pinch me. || 7:34 AM

I went back to bath and body works today to get Lydia's strawberry thingy... I was gonna get a body spray too but I HAD NO MONEY!!!!

Here's the reason why. I know I shouldn't be spending so much money on clothes and all that but.. I walked past EXPRESS and I couldn't help but scream "OMG!! TANKS AND SHIRTS FOR $10!!!"

And so, *poof* thirty bucks down the drain. I got a lace trimmed top and something to wear underneath it because it was very see thru.. Actually I got two of those because I liked the colors. XD AH!!! I have to clear up some of the things I never wear to make room for more stuff because of the summer sale. =(

GAH!! GET those summmer dresses out of my face!! They're everywhere! I wish my paycheck would come out sooner.. so far I made around $200.. Good for some decent shopping.. especially with all the sales going on. I'm going to wear my new stuff next week! *bounces!*

Retail therapy for me really works O_o.

hm. I need to study tomorrow.

|| Pinch me. || 12:25 AM

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

summer!


Today's the start of my official summer holidays!! To celebrate I went to the mall and got a ton of bath and body works for my friends. My hands still smell like the last lotion I slapped on... But it smells like a very warm, cuddly.... grandma. Still smells really nice though!!

Here's what I bought! There was a huge semi annual sale and I think I spent about one and a half hour there... It was a tiny shop but there was so many things!! I would have bought more, but I only had $50, but with the sale I still could afford a whole lot!

From left to right:
1. 4oz tropical passion fruit body lotion! All these 4oz thingys were 2 for $5!! Too bad today was the last day of the sale, or else I would have gone tomorrow T_T
2. Mango Mandarin shower gel.
3. I couldn't decide on what to get for Lydia, so I got her sweet pea lotion
4. and cherry blossom!!! I love this one XD personally I think the pink lotion smells sweeter than the white....
5. but rachel wanted the white anyways. White cherry blossom body lotion!!
6. white cherry blossom shower gel, as requested by her highness, rach.
7. Couldn't remember whether she wanted lotion or cream so I got it anyways.
8. Cucumber melon creamy body wash for ryn ryn!! XD
9. Mango Mandarin for fiona..
10. But I didn't know if she'll like it and I was running out of money so I got some soap bars JUST IN CASE :P Hey! Don't belittle the soap bars okay!

In case you're wondering if I got anything for myself, then well, it's NUMBER 1. Yeah the green bottle. XD I wish they would extend the sale so I can get stuff for more people. =(

I hope Lydia uses the sweet pea one more sparingly.. because it really smells SWEET.

And lotion is really expensive! I'm glad I got it on sale!

Because I really don't have alot of $$! XD

Note to self: Eat out less often.

|| Pinch me. || 8:48 PM

Monday, June 05, 2006

warh cows


Was just reading my posts from a year ago, and it's pretty apparent my writing style has changed quite a bit. It's not as Singlish. Probably because I've grown out of it or maybe it's just cause caryn or rachel haven't been infecting my brain with more of that hokkein nonsense. Dear ladies! I've yet to learn my own dying dialect! I wonder if being Hakka is actually special. Well, I really shouldn't be worrying about that now since my last final is less than 12 hours away and I have yet to study about 80% of the material.

Regardless I shall educate you on my real heritage. Seems like my family was originally from the yellow river region. Apparently we were very near and build fences of some sort because that's what my surname means. Fence. Then sooner or later the water would come in and wipe us out so we figured we had to get out of there somehow. So we packed up all our things and moved south. In our culture the women work too, so Hakka women were considered coarse and what not, they had what I like to believe as almost equal status as men. Or maybe I just made that up. Bah. And then we split up and one group went to Fujian and one went to Guangdong. Guess what? My mom's from the Fujian one and my dad's from the Guangdong one. So that still makes me like 80% Hakka. Well, all in all I'm still purely Chinese ... I'd like to think my big nose came from some exotic place, but nope, it's probably from some magic silt in the yellow river. Gah!.

Anwyays I desperately need a cure for my breakout!! T_T I have FUGLY SKIN NOW!!!! Tell me why do I have a breakout at 18 years of age?? Gosh! Wasn't puberty like so long ago?! It'll be funny if my boobs started growing again huh lol XD

K I need to ace the exam tomorrow X{

|| Pinch me. || 10:41 PM

Friday, June 02, 2006

cooking != domestication


Suddenly I realize maybe summer might not be enough time for me to everything that I need to do! O_o

NEED TO:
Learn to drive
Take my cousins around
pack
shop for people
work
plant trees/flowers

Want to:
shop for room
sew up a quilt cover
change my wardrobe
clean up my room

=/

I want more satin, lace and good quality cotton. I need crisp black pants and work heels. Debating if I should bring my chiffon dress which i got with to sg. Never worn it because I don't have shoes to match. Or rather, I have wedges that match but I left them across the pacific ocean.

Maybe I should head home to study X} GAH.

|| Pinch me. || 4:53 PM

If I were an X man my super power would be .... IRRITATION.

Why I'd be perfect for the job:
I talk about ME MYSELF and I all the time.
I even have a real nice quacky voice to go with it.
I slap people for no reason. XD
After you talk to me for about 20mins straight on a mathematical proof, I snap out of my daydream and go "erm.. didn't get that."
I drink a can of pepsi but I burp the whole day.
You'd fail to tell me a joke coz I'd choke and sue you. XD

*nods head*

I'm happy because I don't have to do Q4 on my homework. Now I only have one question left! :D


Caught a fleeting thought somewhere in my brain... it was a little string that went something like "maybe I should ask him out for lunch.."

I wonder what side of me he's already seen. *thinks hard*

|| Pinch me. || 1:22 AM

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Dearie me!! Blogger deleted my post!!

Well, all the better for you because for the first few sentences I was in a gutter mood. Then I complained to someone about it. Straight after I thought "why the heck am I telling you?" Ghastly! Because I was so confused, I decided to stare at my bug eyed plastic frog for a while.

Apparently he shared the same feelings as me but he's PERMANENTLY bewildered beyond imagine. O_o. Anyways thanks to lyd for giving me such a life saver, although he came to me in mutilated body parts. Ah the joys of 3D puzzles.

On to my day! [scans brain] 'Twas all good 'cept for the fact that I blistered my feet running to class. Reminds me of the day when I thought someone else was stupid for trying to dash for the bus in flip flops. He missed the bus btw. And then today he must have been sitting in his little secret camera room laughing at the kid who wore sparkly flips, tumbling down the hill to Johnson hall. Talk about karma.

Nevermind, this is a chance to wear my chococat bandaids!
They've been sitting around neglected for about a year or so.

Oioi! Freedom in a week! Decided to redecorate my room into something a tad more sophisticated. Which means I have to get rid of my dear old [DONT LAUGH] sponge bob square pants blankie :( I liked him so much that I got his game of life... before realizing that I'd fallen into a horrid consumer trap called MARKETING. Damn nickelodeon making profits out of my measley student pay. I'd failed to realize their target audience was 10years old and under. Grr.

Saw a pair of pink panther boxers! Quick! Someone tie my hands and hide my wallet! Nah, I restrained myself this time, because my bro said "HELL NO YOU ARE NOT GETTING THAT!".

In case you're wondering what's with all the cutsey stuff.. I dig them! What can I say...

Before my laptop died on me due to inefficient power dissipation(too much heat production), I was doing what rach did on her blog (blogs are contagious, I tell you) and revealing to the world some things I dig in guys. Ah. But too bad you'll never see the light of that. Which might be a good thing lol.

'Nite! Tomorrow comes a day of intense studying.

|| Pinch me. || 1:06 AM

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