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- After reading this highly ambiguous piece of text, called my blog, I've come to realize that even the smartest of all persons reading the blog, namely, yours truly the author herself, can't decipher its meaning. Of course the blog and the author are entirely two different entities, and it would be scary should one day the blog come to life and start sprouting nonsense.
The fact that I know exactly what I'm typing about when I'm typing about it doesn't nessecarily mean that I know what I was typing about after I typed it, so please don't ask me stupid questions about what I have absolutely no recollection of.
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Once again in my life the "dang it!" hits me again, so familiar, yet so dreaded. Again comes the questions "what have you done?" and "can't you just shut up?" cine running merrily into my mind... wearing tutus and flashing their butts... +__+.
Perhaps my greatest evil is speech itself.
In that case, I believe that your mind being slowly twisted by me is inevitable, for few can truly escape my highly irritating voice. HUAHAHAHAHAHA!
On the slightly brighter side, even though I was born a self loving bigot, I'm proud to announce that I'm not a picky eater. What? you say? How the heck is this important?
Oh little minions you, who have no appreciation for large variaties of food, can't even recognize the fact that I am easily quieted should you place a somewhat appetizing piece of edible treat in front of me, enabling all my 5 senses to fully indulge in it. Smell is a powerful factor, because somehow my nose is directly wired to my stomach, which is wired to my mouth.... Sight because if it looks like shit and I won't eat it, then it probably is shit. But as we all know, some things are highly deceiving, just like a delectable plate of stir fried chilli kidneys(OMG INNARDS?! XD), yes, they look like shit but they taste like heaven!
I failed math, so let that be 5. XD I shall not go into disgusting detail about the other 2 senses.
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any resemblance to the animated pet-like-things above to any person dead or alive is purely coincidental and an act of God,
for it was not me who made them (person or pet) look that way. In any case, the author of this blog meant it as a joke and perhaps a sign of twisted affection.
The author is also a bigot who talks in third person. *shrugs*
more coming soon when more than 5 people read this blog.
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