subtle?! YEAH. Which part of my body is subtle? Other than my boobs which are so subtle they're invisible.
Remind me to wear one of these on my mission to rule the world
Your Lucky Underwear is Yellow
You're an extremely happy, laid back, fun soul. And your lucky yellow underwear can help you get even more out of life. In life, you rather play than work. You're apt to quit any task that doesn't nourish your creativity and inner child.
Sometimes your drive for freedom hinders your quality of life. You find it impossible to do anything unpleasant. If you want to have responsibilities and still have fun, put on your yellow underpants. They'll help you make a party out of the most mundane tasks.
AH yes. BACK TO WORK! :D Hey I collected my paycheck ytd. I got some CHA CHING!!! $_$
|| Pinch me. ||
7:25 PM
so thus ends the first week of school
I am so going to do well. WELL! WELL! WELL!!!!
But it seems like a difficult task because: 1. Accounting apparently needs teamwork and I dont know anyone T_T.
2. To get 4.0 in communications I need to write really good papers and AGAIN get a really good group to do REALLY GOOD presentations and I need to learn how to speak in front of everyone without losing my MIND because 4.0 is NINETY SEVEN PERCENT!!! (*&$%#!!!!! you are sooo kidding me... maybe I should change class..
3. My kan-bu-shuang-de got into MY DEPARTMENT!!!OMG I JUST WANT TOO ()*!#!^*^!$!!
4. MY DEPARTMENT?! WTF IS &%^ TRYING TO DO?!?!?!?! Suddenly I have to take more CSE classes next qyarter because I want to be ahead! I WILL NOT LET YOU CATCH UP!!!! ZETTAI NI NEVER!!!
5. *huff huff.*
6. Actually that might be the only obstacles standing in my way.
As you can see my friends, aren't these things that stand in the way very DAUNTING?!
OH LALALALALLALALALALALA.
I AM GOING TO DO IT!! YEAH! YEAH!!!!
And I'm going to watch FOOTBALL!!!! I WILL !!!
I WILL!!!
WATCH ME. HAH.
"Imma shine Imma make it!"
|| Pinch me. ||
6:31 PM
Sunday, September 24, 2006
You Are An ESTP
The Doer
You are adventurous and risk taking. You act first, think second. You love being the center of attention. Chances are you were the class clown. Competitive, charming, and charasmatic - you have your own code of honor. You live a flexible life, bouncing between a series of activies that interest you.
You would make a great salesperson, marketing director, or entrepreneur.
Yesterday was pretty hectic. We went to pick up some paychecks (a grand total of $80) and then bought my lovely accounting book that costed $160 (wtf right.) and then went to stuff our faces with sushi.
Oh glorious sushi!!
I fear that one day I will become so fat that I'll be unable to drag myself out of bed T_T
Before that I went to vancouver for 3 days with my grandma and then my second uncle and his family (extended and all) came over. After they left there was an eerie silence O_o. We spent one whole day cleaning up after them.
oh! The Capilano suspension bridge was fun! :D
Ah yeah, that basically explains my MIA-ness. Plus I was hooked on Samurai Warriors. But once I got past the excitement of slaughtering hordes of idiotic soldiers, I found myself doing mundane and boring finger exerxises. So I stopped playing. haha.
That game lasted 3 days. Waste my time only.
I can't check my email because the department locked it up saying my password expired =( those losers!
|| Pinch me. ||
11:52 AM
Sunday, September 17, 2006
PHOTOS!
OH SUNNY ISLAND!
This was in Sentosa, soon after my arrival.
This is our delectable waffle, with a piece nearest to me missing, of course.
And these three are the honorable eaters who chased away the cleaning boy to take this picture :O
This is where miss piggy introduced me to her cool friend "cheryl".
And this was soon before I flew off again, taken in full view of the "far east bengs". After a hearty discussion with Caryn, we've unanimously agreed that Cine's bengs are cooler. oo that's it. I have guests!
|| Pinch me. ||
10:37 PM
why I hate lying
My grandma has alzheimer's. It's heriditary, which means when I get old I'll probably get it too.
I don't have time for people to lie to me. Because there'll be plenty when I get old.
When my grandmother pushed money into my hands I swore in front of her and God that she already gave it to me earlier and told her to keep it. She needs the money more than me.
But God knows it's a lie. I know it's a lie.
|| Pinch me. ||
10:19 PM
Thursday, September 07, 2006
woah. this is the best remix I've heard! O_o
Missy eliot's work it and Machi's jump 2003
Ooo. suddenly I'm a Machi fan. All because of Caryn XD.
|| Pinch me. ||
2:06 PM
Monday, September 04, 2006
absence
Oh yes after my abrupt disapearance from the blogger world I have forgotten how to spell alot of words. Like disappearance. disapearance? disappearance??
bah.
Anyways I have come here to inform you of the following things! 1. I have survived my "business trip" to China!! 2. My appearance has changed. I have... - rebonded my hair - pierced my ears - changed my glasses - bought more feminine shoes 3. I only have 2 days left in Singapore!! O_O
So if anyone wants to date me, hurry up hahaha.
I believe I have forgotten quite a few of my ex-classmates etc.
lol.
AFTER I GET BACK TO HERE:
I WILL DUTIFULLY UPLOAD PHOTOS without getting kicked off the wireless. I'm leeching. HAHAHAHA.
yeah well that's it. oh here's something!!! hahaha
THE IDIOTS GUIDE TO HOW OLD YOU ACT.
[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee [x] I can do my own laundry [x] I can cook for myself [x] I do my chores after being told once [ ] I always do my homework/work [ ] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations [ ] I think politics are exciting [0.5] My parents & grandparents have better things to say than my peers
total: 3.5 (dunno if can half half one lol)
[ ] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick [x] I always carry a pen/pencil in my pocket/purse/bag [x] I've never gotten a ticket [.5] I watch talk shows and point out the incredibility of it all [x] I know what incredibility means without looking it up [ ] I drink black coffee
total: 3.5
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes [x] I can count in more than one language [ ] I mow the lawn [x] I wash my car [.5] I can make adults laugh..without being stupid [ ] I remember to water my plants [x] I study when I have to [.5] I pay attention at school/work [ ] I remember to feed my pets. [ ] I'm generally organized [x] I know the meaning of capital punishment
total: 6
[???] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up [.5] I clean up my own messes [ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee [.5] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need [.5] I understand jokes the first time they are said [.5] I listen to my elders [x] I understand the fact that the world always screws someone over [x] I can type fast, because I type every day
total: 4
[ ho. ya right. ] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that [ ] I can watch politics and laugh [ oh? ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour [x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job [x] I can read a book and actually finish it [.5] People have said that I act older than I am [ ] I can be sent on an errand and not get side tracked
total: 2.5
Count up your 'x's, & post this as ; "I act like a __ years old."
I ACT LIKE A 19.5 YEAR OLD IF MY MATH IS CORRECT.
Not bad haha.
To think you actually took time to read it LOL
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE HAHAHA!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED Your Autobiography:
Part 1:
Were you a planned baby?: - O_o my parents never said anything about that.
Were you the first?: - no
Were your parents married when you were born?: - yes
What is your birthday? - a day worth celebrating.
Part 2: My Family
How would you describe your family?: - DA COOLEST!~
Are your parents married, divorced or separated?: - still married
If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?: - THE YOUNGEST KICK ASS
What are your siblings names?: - SOMEONE YOU KNOW
Which parent do you get along with best?: - about equal
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?: - O_o they're all close.
Who is(are) your best friend(s)?: - aiyoh. all those that read this thing lo =___=
together?: - SIMI?
Do you share the same interests?: - not really. Actually I also dont know why we're so close.
Which friend can you tell anything to?: - eh. all?
Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?: - varies
Do you get depressed about things easily?: - depends on what thing. Like if someone tells my I'm fulgy I'd get angry not depressed. lol bhb.
Do you live life to the fullest?: - I wish. I try to when I remember.
Part 5: Appearance
Are you comfortable with the way you look?: - sometimes
Do you have any piercings?: - I JUST GOT THEM TODAY!!
How do you dress? - like a girl
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?: - O_o I think I'm fine. what about you? lol.
What did you use to love that you no longer do?: - run around in my diapers
Do you have the same friends?: - well for 7 years that's pretty impressive huh! eh but I am no longer in contact with anyone from before that. :(
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing: - school bus bully. Mom was traumatized because I was beating him up. "THAT IS NOT MY DAUGHTER!!!"
What is your ambition?: - frankly I'm not too sure. To be reasonably happy?
Do you want to get married?: - I'd rather not think that far.
Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?: - outdoors if it's sunny and the weather's not too hot. Otherwise give me an indoor tropical paradise. Or a shopping center and lots of money.
Favorite season: - spring
Favorite weather?: - clear
Do you like walking in the rain?: - O_o not if I'm wearing suede shoes!
Part 9: Food
Are you a vegetarian?: - lol.
What is your favorite food?: - OOOOOOOOO.
What food makes you want to gag?: - ????
What is your favorite dessert?: - ICE CREAM
What is your favorite restaurant?: - anything with good food at a reasonable price. AND GOOD MARgARITAS.
Part 10: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken?: - blah.
If taken who is the lucky boy/girl?: - that guy with nice hair what's his name.
If not do u like someone? - many people
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?: - well it should be
Do you believe in love at first sight?: - I do but I doubt it will happen to me.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
|| Pinch me. ||
9:03 AM
nina
uw
green-pillow-potato
"being flabby is so embaressing!"
[ see ]
superheros like you and me
[ hear ]
danceble music
christina aguilera "make a bad comment about her voice and may you suffer from strep throat forever"
[ disclaimer ]
any resemblance to the animated pet-like-things above to any person dead or alive is purely coincidental and an act of God,
for it was not me who made them (person or pet) look that way. In any case, the author of this blog meant it as a joke and perhaps a sign of twisted affection.
The author is also a bigot who talks in third person. *shrugs*
more coming soon when more than 5 people read this blog.