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breathe.
My plan of knowing 1 new person everyday has been put into action!! Today I got to know ... 6 people!! Enough for the whole week!! IYAEEYAAA OOOOO~~!!
But!!!! My friends! I have failed to keep my feminine, mysterious demure and well, unintentionally exposed my uncouth and brash personality. O_O!
It's like a beautiful person wearing designer jeans only to bend down to sit and FLASH her butt crack ( with a pimple on top! try that!) in the unwitting and unwilling victim's face. Thus behold a very short but life changing experience!! Like a bus slamming into your face!! You are then doomed to ETERNAL VISUALS OF SAID BUTT CRACK!!! WITH A PIMPLE ON TOP!!!
( How to deal with enemies tip #1096: curse people who offend you to witness such a scene. Even better, may they be doomed to butt acne. O_o HUAHHAHAHAH!!)
dammit.
Now tell me, how can this situation be salvaged from it's murky depths of grotesqueness? I figured it was grotesque-city but the dictionary said otherwise. *sighs*
My reputation is beyond repair anyways, even though my looks aren't. XD
I do not mean to say that today I did indeed flash my beloved butt crack in said victim's face, nor do I mean to say that I was the beauty in designer jeans. Metaphors. Just thought to try being fancy. XD
My heart broke today as my phone touched down upon the gravel... The indents scar her surface. :(
|| Pinch me. || 9:11 PM
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The author is also a bigot who talks in third person. *shrugs*
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