her.


I want to be popular like her.

I want to be tall like her.

I want to have legs like her.

I want to have 50973486354 friends like her.

I want to drink without getting red, like her.

I want to look good in pictures like her.

I want to have nice skin like her.

I want to know how to put on makeup like her.

No, I'm not like her.

I don't get asked out all the time. I don't get calls every night. I don't have a bottle of vodka next to my bed.

I've waited for so long to be 18. I've lied. I haven't drunk in my whole life. Except for beer, peach schnapps and vodka. And margarita. Oooo I love margaritas. Yeah, but that's besides the point.

I've never had A DRINK. You know, those kinds of things in cute little glasses and all...

I've never worn "clubbing" clothes out for a night's party. I've never worn glitter on my face (and looked good). I've never been to a party where I could actually dance. Well, save for one at a conference.

I like to dance. That's 'bout the only thing I want to do in a party. I just want the lights to be low and the music to be loud. Where you have to shout each other's name and you laugh like crazy and shove each other around to get their attention.

So.. why is it that I don't go to these parties?

Well, first and foremost, I've never been asked to go to these parties. I can't drive and noone wants to take me home. Yes, it's SO EMBARESSING.

The other reason is that I don't want my parents to see. I don't want to come home and let my parents see me lying passed out on the floor. Wearing nothing but a piece of string. Heck, I wouldn't know!

Rachel, you should have gone clubbing with me, dammit! ME ME ME!!!!*jumps up and down like a bunny* XD

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