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|| Pinch me. || 12:15 PM

God crashed



http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

I crashed it's AI. 'God' was dumbfounded. lol.

|| Pinch me. || 9:36 AM

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

oh, not again


Everyday I do the repetitive action of opening the wardrobe and picking out something to wear.

Oh, this one looks nice, but oh, this one looks better, oh nah.. it's not appropriate, oh this and this don't match, wait.. I wore this yesterday...

So over and over again I go through this painstaking process of mixing and matching until I find The One.

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Not like anyone's going to notice.

It's almost as if I do it because today, yes Today, will be the day that Prince Charming will walk by, take my hands in his and we'll ride off to fairyland on his white horse.

But no, that's not really the reason why. Heck, I don't even have a Prince Charming and my last experience with a horse involved horsey crap and a very sore butt. So why the heck do I parade in front of my mirror so much?

Must be one of those female mysteries.

|| Pinch me. || 9:13 PM

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

my first summer dress!


Today I went out and got myself my first summer dress!! It's like a halter but instead of tying at the back, it has spaghetti straps. At first I was like "eh... where's the bust line supposed to be?" but then I realized it was supposed to be that low cut with your boobs supporting the 2 triangles. Problem is, I don't have boobs. So I had to tie the spaghetti straps to make it higher so it'll cover my boobs, then use some thread to sew up the extra cloth.



America is unforgiving to small boobs. lol. But I still love the dress! XD It's the perfect "let's dress nicely to Sentosa" dress. Now I need to find a chance to go to the beach...

|| Pinch me. || 8:54 PM

it actually doesn't matter


A little girl once told me that we might get together. Yes, my ex-nemesis and me. But he found someone else. Then really, it didn't matter. A little surprised I suppose; never expected him to get one so soon (before me!) but other than that there were no feelings of loss, animosity, jealousy and the like. Why? Because I guess I never really did like him more than a friend. Or I never really did like him, I'm supposing it was this girl who invoked positive change in him before "oh, he's actually not evil enough to be my enemy!". All in all it turned out good.

Yesterday I saw a flip flop on the freeway. How did it get there? Where's the other one?

Maybe:
1. A lady (for it was definitely a lady flip flop) was doing some serious car acrobatics with the window down and it flew out of the grasp of her tiny toes!
2. Maybe it's like Cinderella, but instead of running down the stairs and clumsily slipping out of her shoe, she crossed the freeway and disappeared over the ledge, with only her flip flop to be found....
3. Or maybe she got slammed into by a car and her flip flop flew off and by the time Prince Charming appeared that's all he saw. Meanwhile a few miles away Cinderella sits in her bloody bath waiting for the ambulance to arrive.. all while Prince Charming picks up her flip flop, sniffs it, and goes "oh my lovely Princess, where art thou smelly feet?"

... Yeah, time to clean up my room.

|| Pinch me. || 10:59 AM

Monday, June 11, 2007

The Golden Compass


Its last chapter slapped me with a huge wave of confusion. Then I hurled the book two feet away. I'M DONE! I AM RELEASED FROM THE MERCILESS HOLD OF THE TEXT! hmmm, too much to think, too much!

Now on to more important things like restoring my room to its pre-finals state, ironing my clothes, setting up summer quarter's schedule, renewing my domain and the list goes on...

|| Pinch me. || 7:30 PM

Saturday, June 09, 2007

think tank


What does religion have to do in a political debate? That's not the real issue we should be focusing on is it? Shouldn't we be focusing more on important things like global warming or how you're going to get the troops back home and the immigrant policies?

That's the comment one of my dear friends made a few days ago and here's what I think:

It's not important to see whether or not the future leader of this country worships Jesus Christ. No, that is hardly the issue. But what is more important is the leader's moral standings. And that is precisely the role religion plays. I couldn't care less whether the future President prays the rosary or not, but I do care if he/she values human life. If the President's religion limited the role of women to the home, how can I be sure that my rights will be taken care of? If the President is an extremist, how can I be sure that my son will not be drafted into a religious war? And if the President believes that killing is not a sin, how can I be sure that my daughter will get home safely from her mission?

I think it is near impossible to lead your people into life and death situations without some sort of grounding in faith. Only when I can decipher the way you think, that I can trust you to deal with the real important issues. Like the war, heath care and global warming.

|| Pinch me. || 8:54 PM

Thursday, June 07, 2007

someone


Her lovely voice is marred by the fact that every time I see her face I feel like smacking it silly. No honey, you certainly do not ditch people helpless and you certainly do not do it to me TWICE. You show constant disrespect to my parents and blatant inconsideration to everyone around you. I've had it! You made it so easy to move on. Whatever tolerance I've had for your incomprehensible behavior and your constant need of being the center of attention is gone! Darling, I should have wizened up earlier. Perhaps I was bewitched. Bye bye now, have fun easing into your new life.

|| Pinch me. || 12:18 PM

Monday, June 04, 2007

i'm sad


I had so many chances to do better. I could have started studying earlier. I should have pulled 3 all nighters to study instead of one. I shouldn't have forgot to take my notes back. I should have reviewed the last chapter instead of zoning out ten minutes before the exam. I shouldn't have napped during the exam. I should have had more caffeine.

I'm not stupid.

I hate flunking my finals.

|| Pinch me. || 12:43 AM

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