honey, this is only going to make you love me more



haha. forgive my bhb-ness. I'm supposed to post this as "50 things about me
that's gonna turn u off" but screw that, we all know that this won't make a difference. Or will it?


1. How tall are you barefoot?
- 160 cm / 5 feet 3. i wish it not be true, but it is. Goodbye lovely long legs and hello stubbies.

2. Have you ever smoked?
- no.

3. Do you own a gun?
- just think of what i'll do with it. dig holes.

4. Do you hate someone right now?
- no.

5. Do you get nervous?
- HELL YES.

6. What do you think of hotdogs?
- ummm.. depending on mood, either hungry or ... lol. :X

7. What's your favorite Christmas
song?
- I saw mommy kissing santa claus

8. What do you prefer to drink in the
morning?
- tea. with milk. those teeth yellowing substances, thank God for them!!

9. Can you do push ups?
- Yes. I struggle, but I can still do (one). Hah! In your face suckers!

11.What's your favorite piece of
jewelry?
- that wooden bracelet fiona gave me. all I need to do now is rid of my fur.

12. Do you like painkillers?
- usually don't need them.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure
the opposite sex?
- I don't think I've ever "lured" the opposite sex, haha!

14. Do you own a knife?
- I wish I had a bigger one, the ones I use to chop are so puny. I need one of 'em huge ass cleavers or something.

15. Do you have H.I.V?
- DO I??

16. Name?
- do you seriously not know my name by now?

17. Name 3 things u wanna do at this
exact moment?
- eat. that's all i can think of.

18. Name the last 3 things you have
bought lately:
- suiting jacket (@ $22!), breath mints, and a cardholder (it has frogs on it ^___^)

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
- tea, water, milk

20. What time did you wake up today?
- ermmm.. 5.30am? then i dreamt of prince charming, you see, he lured back me to snoozeland.

22. Current worry?
- Need A For Midterm!!! And also that website crap i need to take care of. Oo I got my new lappie in the mail

23. Current hate?
- chemotherapy. And Alzheimer's.

24. Favorite place to be?
- anywhere with people I can act stupid with. It's stupidity that has the world going round, everyone's got it wrong!

25. Least favorite place to be?
- In a dung pit. Or somewhere where there's a cockroach lurking, waiting to climb up mountains of knees and down valleys of toes.

26. Where would you like to go?
- Singapore. Sentosa. East Coast Park. It's calling, I swear!!

27. Do you own slippers?
- yes.

28. What shirt are you wearing?
- T

30. Favorite color?
- oh, honey, why go into the details

31.Would you like to be a pirate?
- Oh I want to live in Jack Sparrow's closet XD

32. Last time you had an alcoholic
drink?
- a month ago, or maybe yesterday ... nah, that wasn't a drink..

33. What songs do you sing in the
shower?
- I don't sing. I bathe. I look at my naked self. I examine my gobules of fat and command them to go away. then I get dressed. "She's got me su-wee-side-al suu-wee-side-al when she says it's over~~"
dammit.

34. What did you fear was going to get
you at night as a child?
- I dont know. My grandma?

35.What's in your pocket/s right now?
- coins

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
- someone almost scared the living daylights out of me. nervous laugh. Then I proceeded to clip my skin while flushing the toilet. random right?? DNA marked my toilet bowl.

37. last thing that made you cry?
- uhhhh sleepiness.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
- knocked my tooth out and my aunt stuffed it back in. Thank God she spent her life preparing for that day. (she's a dentist) and I guess I chose the right place to knock my teath out.

39. Who is your loudest friend?
- I'm not too close to her, but we'll all agree she's the loudest: ning xi.

42.Who is your most silent friend?
- I don't know. I dont make friends with silent people. Uhh what I mean to say is...

43.last movie watched?
- Transformers. i love bumble bee. he makes me happy. *inner laugh*

44. What is your favorite book?
- poison tree. For reasons I will disclose in private.

45.What is your favorite chocolate
- Good chocolate. Vague, but that's what I like.

47. What song do/did you want played
at your wedding?
- I haven't thought that far. I've only gotten to the flavor of the cake. Yumm.

48. What were you doing 12 AM last
night?
- studying

49. What was the First thing you did
today?
- smell my pillow. it smells nice. Because I smell nice, obviously. jk.

50. What was the last thing you did
the day before yesterday?
- fry banana. eat fried banana. yummy fried banana. :))

Post this as "50 things about me
that's gonna turn u off"

Now, that didnt turn you off, did it?

|| Pinch me. || 2:38 PM

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

much to my surprise, I actually finished reading Chapter 5 of my tax textbook. Just that I don't remember much of what I read.

After my midterm I will:

Learn to drive. (really now.)
Start doing my webmaster duties.
Read my book.

|| Pinch me. || 12:55 AM

Sunday, July 15, 2007

housewives beware!



Housewife charged in sex-for-security scam.

A man accuses his wife of fraud, saying she uses sex for security. She has sex with him, and he gives her some money. Private investigators wait until she returns home with five bags of groceries, then they nab her, using the groceries as evidence of the purchase with dirty money.

She has also made prior purchases of a four-speed adjustable food processor, 12 pairs of earrings, a matching sofa and loveseat, a box of two-ply kitchen garbage bags, and a portable radio. With his "dirty" money, of course.

The first time the husband wanted to have sex with her, she told him to buy a 1000-dollar ring first. Oh the horrors! He's been under this fraud for 19 years!

Full story here: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39495

Laugh me head off. The Onion has the most ridiculous news stories. Poor woman.

|| Pinch me. || 11:20 AM

Monday, July 09, 2007

Mmm.

|| Pinch me. || 9:20 PM

2 days


Cross-eyed and dizzy, I am proud to say I finished reading the Dark Materials Trilogy by Phillip Pullman. Each book took two days out of my life and 200 degrees out of my eyes. Now I can't feel the dull throbbing in the back of my skull that tells me "put on your damn glasses when you look at the computer!!" Did something go terribly wrong? hmmm.

|| Pinch me. || 9:07 PM

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